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palehorseblackdog:

neonrad:

……lol this is pretty old. and some don’t apply anymore. Like they don’t call 40 highway 40.. Well people do but on traffic reports they have to call it 64 and it still confuses me. We can also drive in the snow and rain.. this isnt Arizona ! and 270 is not that confusing its a beltway? But out of town people freak the fuck out.. It’s only 14 lanes between Dorset and Page.. the rest is like 10 or 12.. that’s doable. 

Oh hello there, Monarch of Saint Louis, I didn’t see you there! I probably only noticed now that you’ve sufficiently pumped up your own ego enough for you to be unmissable. I sure hope you’ll pardon poor, uneducated me from Saint Peters (not the same as Saint Charles but who am I to argue with THE ALL KNOWING) for not really caring or knowing some of these don’t apply anymore since I live, oh, y’know, a good half hour from most of those roadways and have almost no business there. I’m sure you’re a master of all roadways you ever come across, especially ones unfamiliar to you, however so I can’t expect you to possibly relate, so so sorry! I’ll try harder not to just have a chuckle at things that poke fun at my home state even if they’re not current! 

Anyways, you could, y’know, not be Captain Literal and stop being a tool, dude. I’ll stay in Saint PETERS, thanks, but not because the roads. It’s because of people like you. 

Congrats on being a tool, though. Kudos to you.

wow.. I’m sorry I offended you it was nothing personal, I don’t know you. I was using my sarcastic tag to point out people tend to stay where they are comfortable. I’m also a victim of that. I stay in the city because I know this place like the back of my hand. If you like St. Peters that’s great. Different strokes for different folks. However I don’t appreciate you attacking me. I said one thing in the tag that may have been reprehensible but that’s it. I’m not all knowing, I don’t have an over inflated ego I was being sarcastic. Every comment I made in the text was about the 8 year old list you posted and not about you. There was no reason to come at me like that you don’t know anything about me. I did not make any assumptions personally about you, I don’t know you so I’m not going to pass judgement on you like you have on me. I never insinuated you were poor or uneducated and I never said you had no business here. I’ll say this again I DON’T KNOW YOU. If you had this big of a problem with me it would of been nice if you could of shot me a private message like I tried to send to you but all knowing me didn’t know how to navigate your theme. Once again I’m going to apologize for offending you, I’m genuinely sorry and I don’t use tumblr to put other people down. I really hope you don’t think all city people are tools like myself because this is a wonderful place with generally amazing people.